Under Contract: Chuck Norris Doesn't Negotiate. He Waits. With a Machete Behind His Back
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Sorry, I have been reading too many Chuck Norris jokes on this rainy day.
There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of who Chuck Norris decides will live. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares at them until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. Chuck Norris makes a Happy Meal Blubber. Chuck Norris got out of checkmate.
And my favorite: Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris’ PC will crash!
Well, all fear those jokes inspired must have worked. That or lowering the asking price to $999,000 from $1,200,000. I have been told that Chuck Norris’ very cool home in Northwood Estates is under contract. Rogers Healy listed 6512 Meadowcreek Drive, the home that served as famed roundhouse-kicking Texas Ranger Cordell Walker’s house, last July for $1.2 million. With seven bathrooms and four bedrooms, I am sure it served the cast of the show starring martial arts legend Chuck Norris well.
Owned by Aaron Norris, Chuck’s bro, and appraised by DCAD for $1.09 million, the home sits in Northwood Hills Estates and has a media room, an epic kitchen, and a home gym that has some enviable vintage movie posters from Chuck Norris’ action movie heyday (and a Total Gym, natch).
I wonder if any of those posters might be staying with the home?
The home totals more than 7,300 square feet of decked-out house with a detached 884-square-foot studio. Imagine the possibilities. Imagine what would have happened to agent Rogers Healy if he had NOT brought in a contract on this house by December 1. Imagine how his striking tall stature might have been re-shaped? Brave man, that Healy.
Remember this, Rogers: There’s no point in crying over spilled milk unless it’s Chuck Norris’ milk from his Sub Zero… then you’re gonna die.
Oh and don’t forget: Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Glad for everyone involved that Chuck Norris' home is sold!
Glad for everyone involved that Chuck Norris' home is sold!
[…] sell the four-bedroom abode found in the Northwest Hills neighborhood of Dallas, reports our friend Candy Evans of Candy’s Dirt. Much to our amusement, Norris posted the Mediterranean ranch-style home in July. The television […]
[…] sell the four-bedroom abode found in the Northwest Hills neighborhood of Dallas, reports our friend Candy Evans of Candy’s Dirt. Much to our amusement, Norris posted the Mediterranean ranch-style home in July. The television […]
Beautiful home! I've had my eye on it for awhile. Had no idea it was Chuck Norris' old home. It's still listed for sale, don't know what's going on with that?
You simply must read us daily Adrienne!
Beautiful home! I've had my eye on it for awhile. Had no idea it was Chuck Norris' old home. It's still listed for sale, don't know what's going on with that?
You simply must read us daily Adrienne!
Ms. Candy, Yes! I am guilty as charged. I love looking at homes and I am awfully nosy as well. LOL
Ms. Candy, Yes! I am guilty as charged. I love looking at homes and I am awfully nosy as well. LOL
My friend's parents own this home, so its funny that its listed as Chuck's still.
My friend's parents own this home, so its funny that its listed as Chuck's still.
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Beautiful home and loving the Chuck Norris jokes. Needed the laugh today.
Beautiful home and loving the Chuck Norris jokes. Needed the laugh today.