Friday Five Hundred: Absolutely Orgasmic Mmmmm Streets Secret Tudor-esque, NOT in MLS…

Towel warmers, anyone? What is this, Champ D’Or? You are KILLING me with this listing: it is unbelievable! 2246 square feet, built in 1926, remodeled in 1946 and then very, very recently as you can SO tell. Only two bedrooms, two baths, but look at that master — it is worth sucking up another bedroom for! Closets! Who needs a kid, they cost money and take up rooms. Borrow a niece and check guests into the Palomar down on Central.

This house is yummy and I hope you see all the details, like the towel warmer by the soaking jacuzzi tub, the tile in the master shower, the detailing in the cocina, and last, but not least, sellers MUST include those gorgeous club chairs in that cool geometrical gold fabric that correlates to the fireplace stone surround — fantastic! Asking $565,000, marketed by the Hickman + Weber Group at Dave Perry Miller & Associates. 5606 Merrimac Avenue. Not in MLS… nope!